Showcase of Ridiculous Real Estate Marketing Typos

There is nothing more gratifying than sifting through thousands of real estate listings and finding borderline offensive errors like these – they are always good for a laugh!

Thanks to Jane Peters of Los Angeles for a lollapalooza!

Putz and Pets…and Harry

“Safe and squirrel” (Uh…you in a strait jacket?)

“Decorator rail cats” (Well someone should fire the rail cats who decorated Amtrak.)

“Duck w/ water skis included” (If he can slalom?)

“Harry wont last” (Neither will your career.)

Cranberries and Nuts

“Visit my bog” (With you in there drowning, I suspect it’s a tight squeeze.)

“Detached mother-in-laws” (Wouldn’t it have been more humane to just shove a sock in her mouth?)

“Have you heard the fuzz?” (Not since the cops broke up our college kegger.)

“Date to be conformed” (Who do you think you are, pal –  Fifty Shades of Grey?)

Reds and Deads

“Visit my bloc” (Tear down this listing, Mr. Gorbachev.)

“Live-urn money” (If you live in an urn, what do you need money for – a Dust Buster?)

“Butter kitchen” (So on a hot day, the kitchen ends up in the yard?)

And This Find From Jane:

“Bright, Quite garden condo. like home 3bads and 2 full bath, fire place3 tend-om parking, incloding refrigrator” (Was the coma induced or the result of trying to open beer bottles by smacking them against your forehead?)

 http://agbeat.com/editorials/draft-new/
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